Quick! Read this! Live forever!

Headline as seen on Yahoo this morning (picture to come later):

Adopting healthy habits even in middle age lowers risk of death

Wow...I thought death was inevitable...woohoo! I can lower my risk of dying!

yes...Yes....YESSSSS!!!!

Read more here...

There's a reason why I call 'em Crapinental...

Funny...and scary...thing is...I took the same flight last year August.