So, today's my 9-year anniversary at my job.
When I woke up this morning, rubbing my eyes, a band came into my hotel room, playing "For he's a jolly good fellow...", balloons fell from the ceiling, streamers where shooting across the room, and a guy that looked like a real super game show host (was that you, Regis?) came in with a check and said "Here, Andy, for all your hard work, is a check for $1,000,000!"
Finally! The fruits of my labor have paid off! I can hear the celebratory bells ringing in the distance!
Wait..why do those bells sound like my alarm cl...
...hrmmph? Why's everything dark..what's the loud ringing noise...oh..damn...stupid dreams...
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